when your playing hide and seek and cant find anywhere to hide so when you hear ‘ready or not here i come’ your all like:
(via funnybro)
general psa:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
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I had this goat named Wendy and she was crazy. I can never tell if she was not photogenic or if she was just so photogenic that’s what it came out looking like.
(Source: babysitter-in-the-impala, via brookecandybar)
ghost hunters:
can you communicate with us
ghost hunters:
oh so your name is william
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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